not how most wish to be remembered
An Ignoble End
Masturbating man, Pompeii, 79 CE
This is the story of a man from Pompeii who came to a most ignoble end with the eruption of Mount Vesuvius.
We don’t really know anything about the man. We’ll never know his hopes and dreams, not his profession nor his personal interests.
The only thing we know about him is his position when he died, the day a wall of volcanic ash devastated everything he knew. To be honest, it’s not exactly a position in which most of us would wish to be buried.
This is my rifle, this is my gun; this is for fighting this is for fun.Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
At least he went out with his gun in his hand . . .
Rest in peace Pompeii masturbating man.
I’m sure at the moment you came to your somewhat sordid end, you weren’t thinking you’d be famous 2000 years later. But here you are.
But now one image of a man preserved at Pompeii has gone viral over the weekend for a slightly lower-brow reason. People have been speculating that he was preserved in one final act of self-love, because, well, it really does look like that might be the case.IFL Science