TMI Styled Permanent Vacation

TMI Styled Permanent Vacation

This entry is part 12 of 21 in the series TMI Tuesday

Here’s the lede for this week’s TMI Tuesday . . .

In many areas around the world, vacation season is approaching. This week’s TMI Tuesday asks you to tell us about your vacation style. Thank you to Virtual Sin for the questions.

Everybody likes vacation, right?  I’d like to go on permanent vacation, but I’ve not figured out yet how to make money without working.

So, let’s dive right into the questions, shall we?

1) What mode of transportation do you prefer for vacation: a) car, b) bus, c) train, d) cruise ship, e) airplane, f) other?

My answer is f) other.
My preferred mode of transportation on vacation is my own two feet. I was an avid backpacker in my youth. And now days, my favorite getaway, the Kinky Kabin, is a mile hike from any road, so I’m still using my feet.

2) What baggage strategy do you use when flying: a) carry-on only, b) gate check excess bags, c) check baggage, d) ship bags ahead, e) other?

There are baggage strategies? Really? Jeesh! Get a life people, plan your scenes and sex lives, let your baggage take care of itself.
My answer is e) other.  The best baggage strategy of all is to wear nice clothes for the trip, single carry-on w/ laptop & essentials, then visit Wal-Mart once I’ve arrived at a destination. Casual clothes are really cheap these days, amnd can always be given to a good charity when the trip concludes.

3) What is your accommodation strategy: a) luxury hotel, b) bed and breakfast c) cheap hotel/motel, d) stay with family/friends, e) camping or RV, e) other?

a) luxury hotel or e) camping or RV
It might seem like two extremes, but that’s how I am. I love a good luxury hotel (preferably historic) and I love camping. I’m a man of contradictions, what can I say?

4) What world-famous places have you visited on vacation? These can be commercial tourist attractions (Disney World), museums (The Louvre), historic places (Gettysburg), natural wonders (Yellowstone, Yosemite), or anything else?

My favorite places in the world are in the american desert southwest, what’s known as the 4-corners area. The many wonderful national parks there are amazing. Canyonlands, Arches, Mesa Verde, the Grand Canyon, Zion, Bryce, Waterpocket Fold, etc. etc. etc.  When I’m in the desert southwest I feel like I’m in heaven!

tmi_vacation5) Where do you really, really want to go someday?

I’d like to visit Alaska and spend a couple of years exploring that vast state.  I mean for fuck’s sake it was actually warmer in some parts of Alaska last winter than it was in Iowa!

6) What you would you like to go back to see again?

See #4  The desert southwest is AMAZING!

Bonus: Have you ever had sex with someone you just met while on vacation? Tell us about it.

Nope.  Makes for a short answer, but I’ve got nothin’ here!  “I’m no hit and run artist,” I told a wonderful new friend over the weekend.   I’ve never had a one night stand,  I’m a “relationship” guy, not a one night stand guy.

Bonus, Bonus: While vacationing, have you ever had sex in a moving car, bus, train, or airplane?

I’ve received a BJ while driving home from vacation.  All I can say is that it’s really hard to concentrate on the road and orgasm at the same time, but I somehow managed.

TMI Styled Permanent Vacation

 

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When Sex Meets Art And Vice Versa

When Sex Meets Art And Vice Versa

This entry is part 11 of 21 in the series TMI Tuesday

Here’s the lede for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions . . .

For TMI Tuesday this week we delve into the creative collaboration when sex meets art with The Art of Sex.

Now, without further ado, this week’s TMI Tuesday . . .

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1. Would you take or have you taken a sexually themed vacation getaway (i.e., Hedonism, Club Fantasy Island, Cap d’Agde)? Why or why not?

Of course I would!  To be honest, Serafina and I already do that kind of thing, in attending events like Twisted Tryst.

2. You have won an erotic fantasy weekend getaway package custom fit to your needs. Describe the fantasy you desire.

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Could this be the essence of my sexiness?  Why not!

I’ve lived all the big ones years ago I think, these days I like putting my own spin on fulfilling the fantasies of my friends.  I think for this fantasy weekend getaway package think I’d like a wonderful gang bang experience put together for Serafina.  A smorgasbord of man-meat for her for that one night, like an all you can eat buffet for her pussy.

3. An artist has decided that you are his/her inspiration. They want to capture the essence of your sexiness in a sculpture. What would that sculpture look like? Describe it for us or post a photo of an existing sculpture that you believe closely captures the essence of your sexiness.

Look to the right —–>

4. You are being paid 500,000 USD to pose as a live nude model mimicking one of sculptures in the photo below. Which sculpture will you recreate live? Why?

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Sculpture “three” looks like the certain winner.  I tried something like “one” a couple of weeks ago, and my back still is recovering.  “Two” looks like fun . . .  for about sixty seconds!

5. Which book title fits your current thoughts of love, sex or romance?
a. No More Silly Love Songs
b. The Joy of the Quickie
c. Dr. Seth’s Love Prescription
d. Why Do Fools Fall In Love

No doubt, I’ve got a love prescription for my Serafina.

Bonus: Which one is you? See the sculpture below. Tell us which position you would like to occupy and write a caption.

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The last man standing, of course!

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Computer Love? I don’t think so . . .

Computer Love? I don’t think so . . .

This entry is part 10 of 21 in the series TMI Tuesday

Here’s the lede for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions . . .

Many of us cannot live with out computer technology and being “connected” in some manner. Computers are a huge part of our lives and thus many of us personalize our computers, smartphones, tablets, etc. to show our personalities or to be extensions of our uniqueness. This week’s TMI Tuesday is about the love affair we have with our computer devices or Computer Love.

And now, without further ado, the answer’s to this week’s most pressing questions . . . Computer Love? I don’t think so . . .

1. What’s the wallpaper (photo, design, etc) on your phone, laptop or PC? Is it the same or different on these devices?

The wallpaper on my smartphone is the same as what the phone came with, I’ve left it totally unchanged.  So is the wallpaper for my PC.  I think Serafina might have changed the wallpaper on my laptop, but I really can’t be bothered to go look, as I simply can’t be bothered with decorations on my computer devices . . .

2. What’s on the desktop of your phone or notebook/tablet (i.e., icons, files, windows etc.)?

Applications – I use my devices I don’t decorate them!

3. What type of computer device do you use most often?

My desktop PC – it’s got a bigger screen than the TV I watched throughout my childhood.

4. How many computer type devices do you own including smartphones?

2 smartphones, 4 desktops, 2 laptops, a netbook, and 2 kindles.

5. Do you make sexy videos with your smartphone?

Not yet . . .

6. Do you video-chat naked or have virtual sex using your computer?

No, have never done that.  I’m not a virtual kind of guy, I’m real world . . .

7. How many naked photos of your whole body or your body parts have you taken with your smartphone camera?

None.  I don’t use my smartphone for pics, I use a Nikon.

8. What is the most photographed part of your body?

My face.  I’m not the model!

Bonus: Post a photo of the most photographed part of your body.

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Plaid and Camo? Absolute fashion failure . . . But, I’m enjoying the good life at the Kinky Kabin where there are no computers and no electricity.  Computer Love? I don’t think so . . .

Bonus, Bonus: Do you use a screensaver? If yes, post a pic of it.

No.

TMI Tuesday – Computer Love? I don’t think so . . .

The Soundtrack of My Life

The Soundtrack of My Life

This entry is part 9 of 21 in the series TMI Tuesday

It’s Tuesday.

TMI Tuesday.

Get out your earplugs!

This week is going to be a musical odyssey . . .

Here’s the TMI Tuesday prompt:

Wouldn’t life be more interesting if it was punctuated by background music in certain situations?

Yes of course it would!

Below I have given you the situation, you name the background music that should play.

Have fun, it’s the soundtrack of your life.

the soundtrack of my life

1. When you wake up in the morning.

Mountain Jam | The Allman Brother’s Band

What a lovely way to wake up!  A 44-minute jam with Duane Allman is like waking up in heaven . . .

2. When you climax during sex.

Logartija Nick | Bauhaus

Lagartija Nick, it’s no dumb show
Your name’s on his whip

3. When you urinate.

Let Him Dangle | Elvis Costello

From a welfare state to society murder
Bring “back the noose” is always heard
Whenever those swine are under attack
But it won’t make you even
It won’t bring him back

Let him dangle!
Let him dangle!

4. When you walk into your home after a long day of work.

I Will Survive | Cake

I will survive.
As long as I know how to love
I know I’ll be alive.
I’ve got all my life to live.
I’ve got all my love to give.
I will survive.
I will survive.

5. When you take the first sip of your favorite beverage.

Pictures of You | The Cure

I’ve been looking so long at these pictures of you
That I almost believe that they’re real
I’ve been living so long with my pictures of you
That I almost believe that the pictures are all I can feel

Bonus: When you are reprimanding your kids or yelling at your significant other.

Dirty Boots | Sonic Youth

Time to rock the road, and tell the story of the jelly rollin’
Dirty boots are on, hi di ho
Pinking out the black, dreaming in a crack
Satan got her tongue, now it’s undone

Bonus, Bonus: When you are having sexual relations.

There’s lovemaking, there’s play, there’s D/s, and there’s outright fucking – sexual relations has many meanings in our home.

for lovemaking – Love Song | The Cure

for dungeon play – Principles of Lust1 | Enigma

for the D/s dynamic – Because the Night | Patti Smith

and for wild mad fucking – Passion of Lovers | Bauhaus

She had nut painted arms
That were hers to keep
And in her fear
She sought cracked pleasures
The passion of lovers is for death said she
Licked her lips
And turned to feather

And as I watched from underneath
I came aware of all that she keep
The little foxes so safe and sound
They were not dead
They’d gone to ground

The passion of lovers is for death said she
The passion of lovers is for death

Strange as it may seem, that’s the soundtrack to my life, with one addition.

The very best song for driving, thinking, and “truckin'” . . .

Whipping Post | The Allman Brothers Band

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Thank you to Jz at A Reluctant Bitch Blog for presenting the idea of background music for this week’s TMI Tuesday!

 

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Name a Product . . .

Name a Product . . .

This entry is part 8 of 21 in the series TMI Tuesday

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are all about products and consumer buying habits, not exactly a sexy subject, at least not on it’s surface.  But, I’m not your average consumer.  I’d like to think that I’d drive most scientists studying consumer behavior more than a little bit crazy.  I’d like to think that my values and desires are uniquely individual.

My flogger and whip collection is probably worth more than the vehicle I drive.  Outside of my kitchen and bathroom, every room of my home is (at least in some manner) devoted to kink or BDSM.  For instance, there’s a St Andrew’s Cross and a DungeonBed in my living room.  One entire “bedroom” is in process of being converted to having rock walls worthy of a true dungeon.  It’s a unique life, but it’s a wonderful life too . . .

At least from my perspective . . .

serafina-serves1. Name a category for which you are very fussy and only one product will do. Name the product.

At first, this seemed like a silly question.  It was hard for me to think of anything so totally unique as to be irreplaceable.  To my mind, when discussing products, there are always alternatives.  Then it dawned on me that there is one thing I own that’s completely unique.

My slave!  I’m VERY fussy about my partner in life, my soulmate, my beloved.  The woman I found is a unique match for me.

Her name is Serafina Samadhi.  She’s beautiful.  She’s sexy.  I play with other submissives and masochists, and we do have lots of fun.  Wonderful fun.  Hot sexy delicious fun.  But, none of them could ever replace my Serafina, not even close.  I’ve never met another slave filled with such love and genuine desire to serve.  Serafina is unique, and she’s uniquely mine!

2. Name a category for which you are fussy about quality and buy top-of-the-line brands.

My tools.  OK, so I’m a guy.  I like tools.  I collect them.  I dream about them.  I can spend hours shopping online for tools.  I’ve driven 3 hours one way just to visit a specialty tool store.

The thing is, my “tools” aren’t the kind of tools you think of when you think of “guy stuff”.  I’m not talking drills, nor wrenches, no saws, no air compressors or welding outfits either.  I do not dream of implements of construction nor destruction.  I consider my tools, instead, to be “implements of instruction”.

But, that’s just a pretentious way to say whips, floggers, paddles, canes, electro-stim devices, violet wands, gags, hoods, blindfolds, and restraints.  Lots of restraints.

I wince a little bit (hopefully just inwardly) at the majority of the craptastic toys I see being used in dungeons and play spaces I visit.  I don’t play with toys, I use quality tools.  There is (in most cases) a real difference between the two.  The “travel bag” I put together of gear for use when we are camping (and at the Kinky Kabin) is much nicer than what I see most folks using for their regular play.

3. Name a category for which you are most interested in price, and will buy whatever brand is cheapest.

Even when shopping for an item like clothespins, I don’t just buy the cheapest I can find.  There’s too much crap being produced by China to ever even consider purchasing the cheapest available product.  The cheapest thing available is likely to be made from toxic ingredients by forced labor under unthinkable conditions.  I’ll pass, thank you very much!

“Fuck!” he said with disdain, “I just don’t do this.”1

4. Name a category for which you are unable to find a satisfactory product.

Finding the kind of top quality leather restraints that live up to my standards has proven difficult.  It shouldn’t be that way, but it has been.  I mentioned earlier in this post that I had lots of restraints, at least in part, that’s because they all fall short in one way or another, so I keep looking.

I’m hoping the Church of Sinvention’s cuffs will meet my standards, I’ll let you know . . .

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5. Name a product that has disappeared from the market for which you have been unable to find a satisfactory substitute.
It’s not so much a product as it’s a place where I used to buy products.  Once upon a time, there was a store in Chicago called Male Hide Leathers . . .

6. Name a product that you buy that your mother or father used to buy.
Condoms

7. Name a product that you won’t buy because your mother or father used to buy it.
Chevy Trucks

8. Name a product that is over-rated.
Anything Lelo

9. Name a product that is under-rated.
Anything from FunFactory

Bonus: If there was one product that you would re-invent or improve, what is it?
I’m just old enough to know that the world will beat a path to the man who invents a better mousetrap.

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Emotions – the Travis Bickle edition of TMI

Emotions – the Travis Bickle edition of TMI

This entry is part 7 of 21 in the series TMI Tuesday

Laughter: What makes you laugh?

“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah?  OK.”

My friend Lady Jennifer doing her Russian accent while beating her submissive puppet’s butt.  There are lots of other things that make me laugh, but that one’s the best!  

Well, that and doing Robert De Niro impressions . . . . 

 

Anger: This past week, who or what really pissed you off? What happened?

“Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.1

OK, so nothing really pissed me off this week, I just decided to just quote Travis Bickle – again.

 

Fear: What phobia did you have but overcame?

“Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There’s no escape. I’m God’s lonely man… “

I’m not afraid of loneliness, that’s Travis.  I was once a little bit afraid of heights . . . So, I became a rock climber!  I’m the sort who believes in facing one’s fears, embracing them even.  And since I’m a little bit afraid that most who read this won’t get the reference, it’s another Travis Bickle quote. I mean for fuck’s sake, if he’s good enough for the Clash to quote, he’s good enough for me!

 

Surprise: Recently, what unexpected act or behavior did you experience in your sex life?

“Hello Betsy. Hi, it’s Travis. How ya doin’? Listen, uh, I’m, I’m sorry about the, the other night. I didn’t know that was the way you felt about it. Well, I-I didn’t know that was the way you felt. I-I-I would have taken ya somewhere else.”

Five years ago, I’d never have believed that Serafina would become a beautiful slave.  I always knew she loved me, I always loved her.  I knew she was submissive, but . . . I always figured she’d want to be a slave about as much as Betsy enjoyed Travis taking her to a skin flick on their first date.

 

Trust: Many on-going relationships have a certain predictability about them. Does that certainty translate into trust?

“The days go on and on… they don’t end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don’t believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people2.

Certainty is not trust, nor is predictability.  Trust is built with a thousand different little acts, many of them seemingly insignificant. 

 

Excitement: Who do you excite?

“You’re a young girl, you should be at home. You should be dressed up, going out with boys, going to school, you know, that kind of stuff3.”

I’m pretty sure I excite Serafina.  It’s fairly likely that I excite my friends Dee, Lexxi, and a couple of others too.

 

Bonus: What intimate activity do you share with your partner, something that is meaningful to your relationship? For example Sunday breakfast in bed, cooking, maintenance spanking, etc.

“The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king’s men cannot put it back together again4.”

Serafina says her “slave mantra” aloud for me each and every day.  “I choose to live a life of right action in service to Master Michael Samadhi.”

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Travis Bickle – From http://protagonist.wikia.com/wiki/Travis_Bickle under CC-BY-SA license.

TMI Tuesday: March 4, 2014

TMI Tuesday: March 4, 2014

This entry is part 6 of 21 in the series TMI Tuesday

write_you_movie_script_tmiTMI Tuesday – write your own movie script

1. Wizard of Oz: “I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas _____ anymore.”

“I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Colorado anymore!” Dorothy said as the State Police cruiser’s lights went on behind her.   “Yo Tinman, hide the stash in the Scarecrow, and give the damn lion a Xanax, I don’t want him freakin’ !”

2. Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm _____ in the morning.”

“I love the smell of phthalates in the morning,” Colonel Kilgore said with a sly grin,  “Reminds me of a weekend I spent holed up with 4 hookers in Saigon!”

3. Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you kid _____ .”

“Here’s looking at ewe,” Rick said, as he mounted his plastic sheep.

4. On the Waterfront: “You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody _____ , instead of a bum _____ , which is what I am.”

“You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been porn star, instead of the god-damned President of the United States, which is what I am,” Obama said with a Texas drawl, as he once again did he best LBJ impression for Rham Emmanuel.  “I’m sorry Mr President, but that smells pretty fucking fishy to me,” Rham quipped, before pointing and bursting out in sniggling laughter.1.

5. Star Wars: “May the Force _____ be with you.”

 “May the whores be with you,” Skywalker said.  “Now this is the kind rebel alliance I can really get into,” Hans Solo quipped as he strolled away, a babe in each arm.

6. Fields of Dreams: “If you build _____ it, he will come.”

“If you stroke it he will come,” the eerie voice in his head intoned.  “I hope they bring Ty Cobb along, then I can sodomize that racist mutherfucker,” Ray Kinsella thought to himself, as he reached into his pants . . .

 

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I’m Not Askin’…I’m Tellin’!

I’m Not Askin’…I’m Tellin’!

This entry is part 5 of 21 in the series TMI Tuesday

I’m Just Askin’ …

1. We are just a few months into 2014 but I want to know what have you done this year that you have never done before?

I came within a snowstorm of hosting a “gang bang” for another Master’s slave.  At least if you think 3 guys and a lady with a strap-on working together on a submissive constitutes a gang-bang.  Otherwise we could call it a 5-some.  An blizzard dropping 6″ to 8″ of snow with high winds creating near white-out conditions will dampen the ardor of even the most passionate kinkster.  Better safe than sorry I say.  An awesome gang bang of a hot submissive is hard to turn down, but it’s never worth risking your neck over!

2. You are going to a deserted island, your only entertainment will be to read. What five (5) books will you take with you?

I can build fantasies in my mind, so no need for porn.  Ya, I know this is a sex blog, so I’m supposed to choose something kinky and sexy.  But, I’m a pragmatist!  I’d want books on survival and bushcraft, as my life would depend on those skills.

3. We all change and grow over time (at least you should). What two (2) things do you miss about the old you? Why?

Youth truly is wasted on the young .  So, the only thing I miss about the “old me” is my youth.  I’d say I want to take back the ability to get it up a half a dozen times a night, but in the end, that’s simply part of my youth too.  Everything else, I’d keep as is . . . I have a beautiful slave who will fulfill my every wish, act out any fantasy I wish, and do it all for the sake of love.  It’s good to be me . . .

4. How would you define and calculate ‘sexual satisfaction’?

I define sexual satisfaction as happening when everyone involved feels fulfilled, empowered, and gets what they want from an encounter.  I don’t, however, believe that sexual satisfaction can (or should) be quantified.

5. Porn–Has it ever been good for your relationship? Has it ever been bad for your relationship?

Porn has always been a positive in my relationship with one exception.

Once upon a time, I tied up my former submissive, Blissful Torment, immobile on all fours over an ottoman.  I placed plugs in her pussy and ass, and put some nice gay male porn (her favorite) on the TV in front of her.  Planning a long afternoon of debauchery, I went upstairs and took a luxurious shower, thinking that the porn and the plugs would be getting her nice and worked up.  I completed my shower and went downstairs only to be informed by Blissy that she’d already had half a dozen orgasms and was done – ready for a nap, thank you very much!

So, certainly that time, porn worked against me in a way I’d not anticipated.

Bonus: Is there a secret you’d like to share? What is it?

I’m not big on secrets, pretty much an open book myself.  The secrets I do carry are other’s secrets.  I’m the kind of guy people trust with their secrets . . . Do you know why that is?  Because I don’t give their secrets away!  Especially not for TMI Tuesday!

So, I’ll just channel my inner Officer Barbrady and say – “Move along people, nothing to see here !”

Game Show Edition

Game Show Edition

This entry is part 4 of 21 in the series TMI Tuesday

Come find out if the Price if Right?

What might happen if there was a Family Feud here at House of Samadhi?

What are Michael’s most desired sex toys in a kinky Supermarket Sweep?

What questions would Master Samadhi ask in the Dating Game?

It’s all part of the Game Show Edition of today’s TMI Tuesday . . .
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Game Show Edition TMI Tuesday / February 18, 2014

1. The Price is Right: What is the right price to make you have sex with a total a total stranger?

I’m not capable of having sex without love.  I know that makes me unusual for a guy, but there’s no denying who and what I am.

I can make love to my slave/wife Serafina every night, sometimes more than just once a night.  But, lay the most attractive lady in front of me naked and nothing happens for me without that love connection.  Nolo contendere, nada, zippo, zilch – it ain’t going to happen.  It may also take a woman’s sincere submission to grab my sexual interest.  So it’s no simple matter.

Bottom line – no amount of money could entice me to have sex with a stranger.  I’m sure I would have been capable when I was younger, but with age my sexual tastes have become specific enough that sex with strangers just isn’t going to happen.

2. Make Me Laugh: What part of your naked body when touched, makes you laugh?

The little indent on the backside of my knees.  Googles of giggles.

3. Family Feud: What act could you do or think could you say that would really upset your significant other?

There are plenty of things I could say to Serafina that would really upset her.

All it takes is a hint of dissatisfaction on my part to rock her world.  I’m not going to go into any specifics, as to my mind that’s just hurtful, and it’s my responsibility to help her be the best Serafina she can possibly be.  I never build a person up by tearing them down first (just not my style) – so I won’t even begin to discuss anything more specific.

4. Supermarket Sweep: You’ve been set free in a sex toy market that includes small items (e.g. condoms, vibrators) to large items (e.g. Sybians, spanking benches) and everything in between. What 5 items will you put in your shopping cart?

  1. A sybian would be on top of my list.
  2. And, since we’re getting all crazy and mechanical right off the top, a good fucking machine would be second on the list.  I haven’t really been in the marked for a fucking machine, but the Vick Versatile Fucking Machine looks nice.
  3. It’s not exactly going to fit into a cart, but Bond’s of Steel’s tilting St Andrew’s Cross would be the third item I’d desire.
  4.  Item number 4 would be a Dungeon Bed.  Yes, I already have a dungeon bed with an undebed cage, but I’d like another without the cage as well.  The cage is a great addition, but it alters the bed’s height enough that I’d also like one of their beds in standard height for more floor play in our bedside sexcapades.
  5. A Lacing Table – Serafina got to try one at Kinky Kollege last year and found it very interesting.  A person, laced into one, can barely move a muscle.

5. The Dating Game (Blind Date, UK version; Perfect Match, Australian version).
Part I – There are 3 contestants to which you will pose your questions. Will your contestants be of your opposite sex, your same sex, or a mix?

All opposite sex.

Part II – What are 3 questions you would ask the contestants?

  1. What color underwear are you wearing?
  2. Do you consider yourself to be, in a sexual context, more dominant or more submissive?
  3. Have you ever been handcuffed or restrained?

Bonus: TMI Tuesday Cash Cab (several International versions) – Unsuspecting taxi passengers hail a cab and suddenly find themselves on a TV game show. While on the cab ride you must do specific acts ordered by your cab driver in order to win cash and get the full free cab ride to your destination.

The TMI Taxi has just picked you up. How much cash will you win? At which level will you stop the cab, end the ride, and be dumped at the curb?

Level 1: Flash passers-by either by lifting your shirt or mooning them – $20 (all cash prize amounts are USD)
Level 2: Dry hump another passenger in the cab with you (remember the camera is recording) – $50
Level 3: French kiss the cab driver for 1 minute – $75
Level 4: Have sex, in the cab, with the other passenger who is a complete stranger and…
– if you are gay/lesbian the stranger is heterosexual
– if you are heterosexual the stranger is your same sex
– if you are bisexual you are just having fun *wink*

Cash prize $1000

I’m not going to be entertaining here.  I think we’ve already discovered that sex with strangers is off the table for me.  So I’m not going to be earning big money.

If the cab driver was the opposite sex and at least moderately attractive, I’d likely make it up to Level 3, and give her a kiss to remember.

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Happy Endings

Happy Endings

This entry is part 3 of 21 in the series TMI Tuesday

1. What is the best way you like to be brought to orgasm?

I like all sorts of orgasms.  Variety is the spice of life after all.  I’d say my overall favorite is oral.  Fucking is great, but Serafina’s tongue has special talents.

2. What is the best way to make you orgasm quickly?

Good luck with that one.  My friend Liz, who I played with a couple of times last year, calls me Mr. Stamina.  Liz loves to give oral, so much so I consider it to be a fetish for her.  She’s been known to use her lunch hour to get her cock sucking desires needs fulfilled.  Those kinds of details aren’t lost on me, as I do love to receive (see my answer to question #1.)  Unfortunately, I’m not a good fit for Liz’s lunchtime exploits, as her lunch hour isn’t really long enough for me to get off.  At the half hour mark I’m usually just getting started, and then lunch is over . . .

In the grand scheme of things it’s not the worst problem in the world to have.  Some might not even consider my stamina to be an issue.  But when you can’t enjoy a blowjob from a sexy lady because lunch hour isn’t quite long enough to get off, that’s actually a problem for me . . .

3. What is the typical or usual way that a lover chooses to bring you to orgasm?

Exactly how I tell her to!

I’m not kidding, we do live a Master /slave relationship.  Serafina likes instruction.  Put it together, and it means I get exactly what I ask for – with passion!  It’s good to be me, it really is!

4. After a night of sexy play, how do you like to end the evening?

With an hour (or two) of passionate lovemaking.  To me, sexy play is best when it ends with hot sex.  Really, is there any other way?

5. Have you ever been given a “happy ending” from a professional (e.g., Tantric massage) or at an erotic massage parlor?

Nope.  There’s not even a great appeal there for me . . .

I’m a kinky guy.  I don’t consider myself to be jaded, but it’s going to take more than the prospect of a hand job from an anonymous sex professional to get me excited.  Please don’t misunderstand, I’ve nothing against your average run of the mill handjob.  I just like an element of kink to put an edge on things.  One other potential problem is that Serafina gives absolutely awesome handjobs.  And, it’s not always easy to get me off either (see Mr Stamina nickname in question #3).   Now, if I could bring my slave in for the session, tie her up, and “force” her to watch me being pleasured by anon sex professional, then we’re talking an event I’d place on the calendar!

6. Tell us about something you tried to end? Did you go cold turkey? Did you succeed? Was it a happy ending?

I don’t like endings.  Rarely are they happy.  For instance, the relationship we’d shared with our friend Lexxi Derrière just ended.  We’ve agreed to a clean break, our terminology for ending things “cold turkey” . . .

We had some marvelous times.  But, ultimately, even friendship wasn’t going to be a good fit for me.  I don’t like leaving things like that.  I used to pride myself on remaining friends with every woman I’d ever slept with.  There are some things however, that I cannot abide.  One of those lines was crossed, there’s no looking back for me now.  I don’t consider it a happy ending.  I do however, consider it to be a case of “addition through subtraction” – so I’ve already determined it’s a successful ending.

Bonus: Do you like to give erotic “happy endings”? Tell us about your technique.

When I play with a submissive I often give orgasms.  I’ve helped a girl who’d never cum for anything but a vibe (not even her own fingers!) orgasm the first time I fingered her.  I’m pretty good with my tongue too.  A lesbian friend taught me technique and gave lessons, not many dominants can give that brag.  Of course, I’ll use toys too, as the mood suits me.  A Hitachi vibe is the classic, but I’ve found a Wahl vibe that’s stronger still, and my new Celebrator is incredibly intense on an excited clit!

I love to put a submissive into restrictive bondage, then take her to the edge of orgasm time and time again, but stop just short of pushing her over the edge.  When she gets to the point that she’s begging to cum, I’m starting to really feel my power as a dominant.  I’ll usually make them beg more than once . . . When they do cum, I don’t relent.  I don’t even slow down.  I’m going to make her cum again and again, until she’s literally begging me to stop.  Then I make her cum once more.  If that sounds like bravado to you, I’d invite you to ask any of the four ladies who rode that very amusement park ride in 2013.

Like the sign says at the local rib joint –

it ain’t braggin if it’s fact

TMI Master Mchael

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 Today’s questions are from the TMI Tuesday blog – TMI Tuesday: February 11, 2014.

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