You are headed out for a night of kinky exploration in the TMI dungeon… Which are you most likely to do:
1. At the Cock ‘n’ Ball torture (cbt) station, are you more likely to be a sadist doing the ball busting & twisting or are you more likely to have your balls beaten?
I’m not a switch, nor am I a masochist, so getting my balls beaten has little appeal to me. That, obviously, leaves the ball twisting and busting as my option. I’m not averse to playing with a male submissive, but I don’t often get the opportunity. The last time I played with a male sub was the 1990’s . . .
2. The TMI dungeon has a “bedroom” with a window to the world where anyone in the dungeon can watch you having sex. Which will you be, the voyeur watching people have sex or the exhibitionist in the bed getting it on hot ‘n’ heavy?
I need a clone, because I’d like to be on both sides of this equation. I’ve always personally tended towards the voyeur side of the equation, but within the last 15 months have learned that I like being watched too. The exhibitionist side really comes to the forefront in the dungeon, where I do enjoy performing for an audience.
3. You need a stereotypical outfit to wear to the dungeon. Which will you wear? Top: Spiked collar or leather chest harness? And Bottom: Ass-less chaps or leather thong
I actually have a leather chest harness. I also own some assless (are there any other kind?) chaps. See also my answer to question 2 about having an exhibitionistic side.
4. Time for some impact play. Which would you prefer? Why? Pick one from each set. Set 1: flogger or whip? Set 2: paddle or bare-handed spanking? Set 3: cane or crop?
1. – While I love wielding the singletail, I have an absolute passion for floggers.
2. – There really is something special about giving a bare handed spanking. The intimacy is superior, and, it’s easier to let my hand trail down to fondle when I’m spanking.
3. Anyone can just haul off and whack a submissive, whether it’s with a cane or a crop. Properly wielding a cane is an art form, as well as a passion for me. I’ve even taken the time to train my Serafina to orgasm as she’s being caned! Isn’t she wonderful!
5. Bondage. You have the choice of being restrained and mercilessly ‘used’ by a fucking machine (pic1, pic2) while others watch or being strapped to St. Andrews cross and touched, groped, tickled, and made to tingle by strangers visiting the dungeon on this evening. What’s your pleasure? Why?
I’m not often accused of acting submissive in any way, so neither of these options fit really well. I’d not mind being groped and touched, so I’d probably prefer that option over the other.
Bonus: At work, whom do you most resemble? a. Dominant/Mistress/Top b. Submissive/bottom c. A switch d. naughty boy/girl aka brat
I’m dominant everywhere I go. Not even any debate on this one – the clear answer is A.
Delve into the Dungeon – TMI Tuesday / January 28, 2014
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This week it’s questions about our state of being . . .
tmi tuesday – state of being edition
1. What is going well with your life?
The simple answer is everything!
My work is very good. Our home has had a new roof and a new furnace put on her inside of the last 2 years, the central AC is from 2009, so the domicile is solid and current. Life’s good right now, as my health at 50 is better than it was in my 30’s or 40’s. Serafina is not only the love of my life and my soulmate, she’s also très très sexy! I’ve never had a better lover or submissive. We have wonderful friends, some of whom are playmates. What’s not to like about that life?
My state of being is outstanding!
2. What is going well with your sex life?
This is what I get for not reading the questions in advance, here I was talking about my sex life in question one. It’s fitting though, my sex life is more important to me than a lot of other people’s careers.
My sexual state of being is fucking fantastic!
3. What do you want in your life that you currently do not have?
I honestly have everything I really need. But, that’s not a fair answer, as the question was about wants not needs. My fondest desire would be for Serafina and I to have out youth back, but that’s not a fair answer either, the question didn’t imply the ability to change time (not very realistic Michael!)
So, I’d ask the the next best thing, financial well being. I’d like to be wealthy enough to retire right now! I’d like to spent the next decade travelling the country in a RV that’s a mobile dungeon. We’d circle the country attending BDSM events, creating a fol legend of the couple with the BDSM RV.
4. Are you happy or grumpy when you wake in the morning?
I’m happy most mornings. Tomorrow morning I will not be happy, mostly because I have a terrible sinus infection. My face is even swollen and tender, and it feels as though there’s a parasite eating from my nose towards my brain. I haven’t slept a wink, and may not sleep tonight from the pain and pressure. So tomorrow’s going to suck.
Most days though, I’m “Merry Freakin’ Sunshine” . . .
5. What attracted you to your first crush?
We were both outcasts at our school, it just seemed natural. I actually saw her again in 2010, she almost crashed my wedding, but that’s another story for another time.
6. What attracted you to your current crush/lover/significant other?
It was her compassion. Serafina is a beautiful lady, physically and in spirit. She’s a great conversationalist, and she’s flat out fucking hot in bed. But it was her compassion, her sense of wanting to help others. To be even more specific, it was her compassionate caring for total strangers, a sense of empathy for everyone she meets. I can’t even begin to say how great it is to have a woman like that at my side, the fact that she’s also my slave is like icing on the cake. That same compassionate concern for others makes her the “hostess with the mostest” – not to mention being priceless to have in a slave.
Bonus: What would you do if you had one day left to live?
The same thing I do every day – try to rule the world!
TMI Tuesday is just another one of the way’s sex bloggers can express themselves. Come play along too!
1. What is the best way you like to be brought to orgasm?
I like all sorts of orgasms. Variety is the spice of life after all. I’d say my overall favorite is oral. Fucking is great, but Serafina’s tongue has special talents.
2. What is the best way to make you orgasm quickly?
Good luck with that one. My friend Liz, who I played with a couple of times last year, calls me Mr. Stamina. Liz loves to give oral, so much so I consider it to be a fetish for her. She’s been known to use her lunch hour to get her cock sucking desires needs fulfilled. Those kinds of details aren’t lost on me, as I do love to receive (see my answer to question #1.) Unfortunately, I’m not a good fit for Liz’s lunchtime exploits, as her lunch hour isn’t really long enough for me to get off. At the half hour mark I’m usually just getting started, and then lunch is over . . .
In the grand scheme of things it’s not the worst problem in the world to have. Some might not even consider my stamina to be an issue. But when you can’t enjoy a blowjob from a sexy lady because lunch hour isn’t quite long enough to get off, that’s actually a problem for me . . .
3. What is the typical or usual way that a lover chooses to bring you to orgasm?
Exactly how I tell her to!
I’m not kidding, we do live a Master /slave relationship. Serafina likes instruction. Put it together, and it means I get exactly what I ask for – with passion! It’s good to be me, it really is!
4. After a night of sexy play, how do you like to end the evening?
With an hour (or two) of passionate lovemaking. To me, sexy play is best when it ends with hot sex. Really, is there any other way?
5. Have you ever been given a “happy ending” from a professional (e.g., Tantric massage) or at an erotic massage parlor?
Nope. There’s not even a great appeal there for me . . .
I’m a kinky guy. I don’t consider myself to be jaded, but it’s going to take more than the prospect of a hand job from an anonymous sex professional to get me excited. Please don’t misunderstand, I’ve nothing against your average run of the mill handjob. I just like an element of kink to put an edge on things. One other potential problem is that Serafina gives absolutely awesome handjobs. And, it’s not always easy to get me off either (see Mr Stamina nickname in question #3). Now, if I could bring my slave in for the session, tie her up, and “force” her to watch me being pleasured by anon sex professional, then we’re talking an event I’d place on the calendar!
6. Tell us about something you tried to end? Did you go cold turkey? Did you succeed? Was it a happy ending?
I don’t like endings. Rarely are they happy. For instance, the relationship we’d shared with our friend Lexxi Derrière just ended. We’ve agreed to a clean break, our terminology for ending things “cold turkey” . . .
We had some marvelous times. But, ultimately, even friendship wasn’t going to be a good fit for me. I don’t like leaving things like that. I used to pride myself on remaining friends with every woman I’d ever slept with. There are some things however, that I cannot abide. One of those lines was crossed, there’s no looking back for me now. I don’t consider it a happy ending. I do however, consider it to be a case of “addition through subtraction” – so I’ve already determined it’s a successful ending.
Bonus: Do you like to give erotic “happy endings”? Tell us about your technique.
When I play with a submissive I often give orgasms. I’ve helped a girl who’d never cum for anything but a vibe (not even her own fingers!) orgasm the first time I fingered her. I’m pretty good with my tongue too. A lesbian friend taught me technique and gave lessons, not many dominants can give that brag. Of course, I’ll use toys too, as the mood suits me. A Hitachi vibe is the classic, but I’ve found a Wahl vibe that’s stronger still, and my new Celebrator is incredibly intense on an excited clit!
I love to put a submissive into restrictive bondage, then take her to the edge of orgasm time and time again, but stop just short of pushing her over the edge. When she gets to the point that she’s begging to cum, I’m starting to really feel my power as a dominant. I’ll usually make them beg more than once . . . When they do cum, I don’t relent. I don’t even slow down. I’m going to make her cum again and again, until she’s literally begging me to stop. Then I make her cum once more. If that sounds like bravado to you, I’d invite you to ask any of the four ladies who rode that very amusement park ride in 2013.
What might happen if there was a Family Feud here at House of Samadhi?
What are Michael’s most desired sex toys in a kinky Supermarket Sweep?
What questions would Master Samadhi ask in the Dating Game?
It’s all part of the Game Show Edition of today’s TMI Tuesday . . .
Game Show Edition TMI Tuesday / February 18, 2014
1. The Price is Right: What is the right price to make you have sex with a total a total stranger?
I’m not capable of having sex without love. I know that makes me unusual for a guy, but there’s no denying who and what I am.
I can make love to my slave/wife Serafina every night, sometimes more than just once a night. But, lay the most attractive lady in front of me naked and nothing happens for me without that love connection. Nolo contendere, nada, zippo, zilch – it ain’t going to happen. It may also take a woman’s sincere submission to grab my sexual interest. So it’s no simple matter.
Bottom line – no amount of money could entice me to have sex with a stranger. I’m sure I would have been capable when I was younger, but with age my sexual tastes have become specific enough that sex with strangers just isn’t going to happen.
2. Make Me Laugh: What part of your naked body when touched, makes you laugh?
The little indent on the backside of my knees. Googles of giggles.
3. Family Feud: What act could you do or think could you say that would really upset your significant other?
There are plenty of things I could say to Serafina that would really upset her.
All it takes is a hint of dissatisfaction on my part to rock her world. I’m not going to go into any specifics, as to my mind that’s just hurtful, and it’s my responsibility to help her be the best Serafina she can possibly be. I never build a person up by tearing them down first (just not my style) – so I won’t even begin to discuss anything more specific.
4. Supermarket Sweep: You’ve been set free in a sex toy market that includes small items (e.g. condoms, vibrators) to large items (e.g. Sybians, spanking benches) and everything in between. What 5 items will you put in your shopping cart?
A sybian would be on top of my list.
And, since we’re getting all crazy and mechanical right off the top, a good fucking machine would be second on the list. I haven’t really been in the marked for a fucking machine, but the Vick Versatile Fucking Machine looks nice.
It’s not exactly going to fit into a cart, but Bond’s of Steel’s tilting St Andrew’s Cross would be the third item I’d desire.
Item number 4 would be a Dungeon Bed. Yes, I already have a dungeon bed with an undebed cage, but I’d like another without the cage as well. The cage is a great addition, but it alters the bed’s height enough that I’d also like one of their beds in standard height for more floor play in our bedside sexcapades.
A Lacing Table – Serafina got to try one at Kinky Kollege last year and found it very interesting. A person, laced into one, can barely move a muscle.
5. The Dating Game (Blind Date, UK version; Perfect Match, Australian version). Part I – There are 3 contestants to which you will pose your questions. Will your contestants be of your opposite sex, your same sex, or a mix?
All opposite sex.
Part II – What are 3 questions you would ask the contestants?
What color underwear are you wearing?
Do you consider yourself to be, in a sexual context, more dominant or more submissive?
Have you ever been handcuffed or restrained?
Bonus: TMI Tuesday Cash Cab (several International versions) – Unsuspecting taxi passengers hail a cab and suddenly find themselves on a TV game show. While on the cab ride you must do specific acts ordered by your cab driver in order to win cash and get the full free cab ride to your destination.
The TMI Taxi has just picked you up. How much cash will you win? At which level will you stop the cab, end the ride, and be dumped at the curb?
Level 1: Flash passers-by either by lifting your shirt or mooning them – $20 (all cash prize amounts are USD) Level 2: Dry hump another passenger in the cab with you (remember the camera is recording) – $50 Level 3: French kiss the cab driver for 1 minute – $75 Level 4: Have sex, in the cab, with the other passenger who is a complete stranger and… – if you are gay/lesbian the stranger is heterosexual – if you are heterosexual the stranger is your same sex – if you are bisexual you are just having fun *wink*
Cash prize $1000
I’m not going to be entertaining here. I think we’ve already discovered that sex with strangers is off the table for me. So I’m not going to be earning big money.
If the cab driver was the opposite sex and at least moderately attractive, I’d likely make it up to Level 3, and give her a kiss to remember.
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1. We are just a few months into 2014 but I want to know what have you done this year that you have never done before?
I came within a snowstorm of hosting a “gang bang” for another Master’s slave. At least if you think 3 guys and a lady with a strap-on working together on a submissive constitutes a gang-bang. Otherwise we could call it a 5-some. An blizzard dropping 6″ to 8″ of snow with high winds creating near white-out conditions will dampen the ardor of even the most passionate kinkster. Better safe than sorry I say. An awesome gang bang of a hot submissive is hard to turn down, but it’s never worth risking your neck over!
2. You are going to a deserted island, your only entertainment will be to read. What five (5) books will you take with you?
I can build fantasies in my mind, so no need for porn. Ya, I know this is a sex blog, so I’m supposed to choose something kinky and sexy. But, I’m a pragmatist! I’d want books on survival and bushcraft, as my life would depend on those skills.
3. We all change and grow over time (at least you should). What two (2) things do you miss about the old you? Why?
Youth truly is wasted on the young . So, the only thing I miss about the “old me” is my youth. I’d say I want to take back the ability to get it up a half a dozen times a night, but in the end, that’s simply part of my youth too. Everything else, I’d keep as is . . . I have a beautiful slave who will fulfill my every wish, act out any fantasy I wish, and do it all for the sake of love. It’s good to be me . . .
4. How would you define and calculate ‘sexual satisfaction’?
I define sexual satisfaction as happening when everyone involved feels fulfilled, empowered, and gets what they want from an encounter. I don’t, however, believe that sexual satisfaction can (or should) be quantified.
5. Porn–Has it ever been good for your relationship? Has it ever been bad for your relationship?
Porn has always been a positive in my relationship with one exception.
Once upon a time, I tied up my former submissive, Blissful Torment, immobile on all fours over an ottoman. I placed plugs in her pussy and ass, and put some nice gay male porn (her favorite) on the TV in front of her. Planning a long afternoon of debauchery, I went upstairs and took a luxurious shower, thinking that the porn and the plugs would be getting her nice and worked up. I completed my shower and went downstairs only to be informed by Blissy that she’d already had half a dozen orgasms and was done – ready for a nap, thank you very much!
So, certainly that time, porn worked against me in a way I’d not anticipated.
Bonus: Is there a secret you’d like to share? What is it?
I’m not big on secrets, pretty much an open book myself. The secrets I do carry are other’s secrets. I’m the kind of guy people trust with their secrets . . . Do you know why that is? Because I don’t give their secrets away! Especially not for TMI Tuesday!
So, I’ll just channel my inner Officer Barbrady and say – “Move along people, nothing to see here !”