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Did you say Dildos?
We’ve got more than our share, and then a few more still.
There’s always a story that goes along with my posts, and today is no different.
Not too long ago, I decided to go on a quest. Now, it should be said that quests are funny things. They aren’t meant to be simple tasks. No, not at all.
Quests are meant to be mythic endeavors, perhaps in actuality not truly unattainable, or seemingly not. I mean, isn’t the the point of a quest? To prove the impossible can be done?
So I set myself to take on a quest. It’s not an ordinary quest by any means, but it is one nevertheless . . .
What was my quest you ask?
I set out to find the “perfect” dildo.
stalking the perfect prick
OK, so let me say up front that there is no such thing as a universal version of the “perfect” dildo. I know that, and anyone who has experience with more than one partner knows too. The perfect prick is a very subjective creature.
And, for the record, we are talking Goldilocks and the Three Bears kind of different. What’s just right for one might be absolutely horrid for another. So, my quest was a little more personal, find the perfect prick for Serafina. Complicating things is the fact that she swears the perfect prick is mine . . . Hey, I’m not going to let a little detail like that get in the way! I’m on a quest after all, no time for details . . .
Of course, I do know that I’m fencing windmills. Some quests are like that, you know . . .
So here, without further ado my dear friends and readers, are the results of the quest – so far . . .
is the perfect prick silicone?
Some believe that the perfect prick is made of silicone, so I began to explore those realms first . . . .
the realm of tantus
I brought back a number of examples from the Realm of Tantus. My questing was very productive there.
I think the very best are the dual density dildos, but I’m not the one who needs to be impressed . . .
I did find wider variety there than just that specialized medium. I mean, the prefect prick could come in a number of sizes and densities . . . Right?
bad dragons (mostly)
One thing I had to consider, the prefect prick might not be human in shape . . .
Wanting to leave no stone unturned, I had to explore the Realm of Bad Dragons . . .
maybe cold steel?
Some swear the perfect prick is made from cold hard steel.
So, my quest took me to the Realm of N-Joy.
perhaps it could it be glass?
Others say that the mythical “perfect prick” is made from glass. So, I made my way to the Realms of Glass . . .
The diversity found in those realms was amazing!
the quest continues
In the end though, none of the candidates I’ve found so far could be said to be perfect. Perhaps, it is as some tales have foretold, that my dream truly is the impossible dream.
I may not have yet found the perfect candidate. So my quest must go on, I must return to stalking the perfect prick.
“Oh my beloved Serafina,” I call, “Will you hold my scepter until I return?”