Serafina and I just adore Jade and her blog, Kink and Poly.
So much so that we named her among our biggest inspirations in the post “I” is for Inspiration and Influences.
But I can’t say that I’m terribly enamored of her topic choice for this particular Kink of the Week. Sorry Jade . . .
Instead of maschalagnia, why not merinthophilia instead?
I could talk about rope and bondage forever.
But armpits? Not so much. Armpits are a ticklish subject!
I’m committed to tackling my kink of the week, every week, but this is not an easy one for me. There’s just not much there . . .
Do you find yourself sexually attracted to armpits?
Not really. I love a woman’s body, all of it, but armpit’s aren’t a big deal for me. I enjoy tickling, and that can include armpits.
Is it the smell? Is it the sight of them?
I’m not the kind of people that’s offended by a fellow human that’s not freshly bathed. I was an athlete. With that said, I love a soft freshly bathed body, so it’s not like armpit smell is an aphrodisiac.
Looking at armpits doesn’t do a whole lot for me. I just flashed my bare armpit at Serafina and asked if she got all hot and bothered at the sight. She giggled . . . Not so much for her either I guess.
What about hair? Do you prefer shaved?
Vive la différence I say! I don’t shave mine. Serafina shaves hers.
She plucks her pussy though, maybe I should make her pluck her armpits too . . .
Jade, I’d like to thank you for this thought provoking subject . . .
Have you ever done sexual acts that involve the armpits?
The answer is no. I thought really hard, trying to remember tickling a girl’s armpits while we fucked. I still had nothing.
Do you worship them?
Really? Really? Nah, I don’t think so . . .
Maybe you don’t like armpits at all?
I’m not anti-armpit. It’s not that I dislike the humble armpit, I bear them no ill will. They just aren’t my thing.
I guess, if I learned to properly torture armpits (I have used clothespins there once or twice, now that I think of it) I might appreciate them more. Ya, that’s the sadist talking . . .
Let’s talk about pits!
I already gave about all there is. <calls to slave with wicked new torture! you are going to love this one more than being tied up and having your pussy plucked with pliers!>
Is “M” for Maschalagnia?