dildo flippin' fun
I saw this on Facebook today, and thought it was an absolute hoot!
Perhaps even better than the video itself, was the commentary offered by renowned BDSM author, Laura Antoniou.
Here. You wanna have a new freakin’ contest in the kink scene? This. I want to see the quarter-finals for this, and the grand…er…slam. I guess? I want to see folks going all balls to the wall while flinging their johnsons.
I want to hear announcers and color-folk and their coverage.
“And here’s Master Wolfdick, he surprised us all with that Triple Tallywhacker in Tulsa…”
“Oh, what a disappointment for Pup Waggletail! Her Bouncing Boner is *just* outside the target area. That’ll for sure put a knot in her plans to head for the final round.”
“Slave Stoneybutt approaches the line, eyes the course. Hey, is that the new Love Truncheon model from Dicks by Dykes, Sally?”
“It sure is, Jake, available in the vendor space for only $19.99 tonight…”
“Wow, look at that arc! This fucker really knows how to fly! And that’s one bounce – a flip – and it sticks the landing! Amazing!”
“Right on target! that’s some fast fascinus, for sure – I bet we’ll be seeing a lot more of those in future trials. Remember, the Love Truncheon is made in 16 colors and patterns by Dicks by Dykes, an official sponsor of the Northwest Goodfellow Games!”Laura Antoniou
Antoniou’s commentary was as much fun (for me) as the video itself.
Laura is, of course, the author of the Marketplace series, a true classic in kink literature.
And, she’s no stranger to writing comedy/satire either. Her book, The Killer Wore Leather, is a satirical classic in its own right.
I’d considered writing my own commentary, similar to Laura’s. But, when in the presence of a Master of their trade…
Anyway, I hope it’s all good, eliciting a giggle (or laughter) for you too.