Nea sounds like Neo? Really?
90% of toys are made in China, which technically makes the Chinese elves.Sean Lock
A version of this post was originally published on October 13, 2011. It has been edited and updated for MichaelSamadhi.com.
no deposit – no return
There are few guarantees when purchasing adult toys.
For public health reasons, returns are almost always forbidden by local law. I think even my most staunch libertarian friends would accept that role for government regulation.
Who really wants a used dildo anyway?
(Btw – don’t answer that… you don’t want to go there… there are people who pay for used panties after all.)
Most adult toy makers offer no warranty on their goods. But, there are a few higher end manufacturers offering a year (or perhaps two) of limited protection against failure.
This also makes sense to me. Would you be ashamed to return some cheap ‘Johnson’ made by Doc Johnson? I would.
Some toys are like a really bad one night stand. The kind where it’s best to cringe, walk away, and pretend nothing happened.
Some things aren’t worth returning…
Sex toys have long since graduated from the floppy rubber things you hide in your bedside table to beautiful works of interactive artGwyneth Paltrow
it’s made where?
I recently had an experience with a warranty return on one of those higher end products.
It’s a really nice piece from an established and respected European company in the $100+ price range.
The toy’s name sounds a lot like a role once played by Keanu Reeves. (See subtitle.)
Please note that this particular company proudly advertises manufacturing all of it’s products ‘in-house’. (edit – At least that was the claim when this article was first written.)
That leads me to believe, for instance, that if this particular company is headquartered in Sweden, then it’s gear would also be manufactured in Sweden.
Suzhou – Shanghai – Anchorage
Imagine my surprise then when the FedEx tracking for my warranty replacement originated in Suzhou, China.
That is not a typographical error either.
My package then transited through Shanghai. Then to Anchorage. Before finally making it to the mainland USA, and on towards the humble abode I call Chateau Samadhi.
this is Sweden – it’s a part of Europe
this is China, it’s not a part of Europe
We live in a day and age where good numbers of Chinese exports have been discovered to be tainted with heavy metals. Poisonous chemicals, like diethylene glycol, have also been found in products from China.
For no other reason than that, I do my best to avoid purchasing products that wear the “Made in China” label.
And, health concerns are not my only worry.
political and religious prisoners
I’m also concerned about the common use of forced labor (i.e. political and religious prisoners) in Chinese manufacturing. Estimates of the total number of Chinese political and religious prisoners run as high as six or eight million.
Some of those individuals are imprisoned simply for their faith.
Most famously, this includes practitioners of Falun Gong. But, they are not alone in suffering from Chinese persecution.
That’s a pretty disturbing thought for a blog author who believes that BDSM can be a spiritual activity.
As if being inducted into the “Made in China Prison Industrial Complex” wasn’t enough…
It’s said that religious prisoners receive the longest sentences, and worst treatment, once inducted into the Chinese penal system.
You may be reading this on a smartphone, while flying on a plane, or while nibbling on a bit of chocolate. And therefore, a new study asserts, it’s entirely possible that you’re enjoying the products of slave labor.Jay Busbee
like blood diamonds
I knew a girl who wouldn’t accept a $10,000 engagement ring without certification.
She had to know it was not a “blood diamond” used to fund some evil insurgent or warlord before ever wearing it.
Her poor unknowing fiance had to return the first ring he bought her…
Do you really think folks like that are going to take kindly to the possibility that the “Sweedish” toy humming in their vagina was made in China?
Can you imagine how she might respond if she found out the vibe was some kind of “prisoner dildo” fostering Communist repression?
Somebody’s got some ‘splaining to do!
God made everything that has life. And the rest is made in China.Kcee Cunanan
Michael’s Way 2017
Outside of some relatively minor editing, everything above this point was written in October 2011.
I added a few links, illustrations, and made some formatting changes. Shortening a few of the original’s run-on sentences was another goal of the revision.
I remain especially concerned today about human rights violations in China. It’s a country where there are only five officially sanctioned religions.
Any spiritual/religious practice outside of those five ‘state’ religions is forbidden, not to mention punished. Tibetan Buddhism is among the persecuted practices, which is a serious problem for me.
You can be sure that it was made to look like an accident. That it was a set up.Peng Ming
made in China
I’m told that most of the world’s vibrators are made in China. It’s said that the reason is economics.
I can’t say that I have direct evidence that adult toys are being produced by slave labor. It is, however, very certain there are huge economic advantages for the Chinese economy in employing slave labor on such a massive scale.
When millions of individuals in your labor force are a ‘captive audience’, it’s relatively easy to produce a product that’s inexpensive. Especially compared to the wages and benefits necessary for workers in European manufacturing.
Once upon a time, I collected nearly every offering produced by a certain Swedish sex toy company. Since I discovered that their products were made in China, that’s no longer true.
Live on well.Nobel laureate Liu Xiaobo