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Here’s the lede for this week –  TMI Tuesday: April 22, 2014 . . .

This week’s TMI Tuesday is an outlet for the quirky you. It’s titled Odd and Ends because it is the leftover ideas/questions/thoughts that couldn’t fit into a theme but I know it’s TMI you want to share 🙂

Let’s Play…

1. How addicted are you? You are in a rush, there is no time to make your morning coffee or stop to buy it. However, you can save time and get your “energy high” by brushing your teeth with a caffeine-infused toothbrush. Would you buy and use this product? Why or why not?

Fuck!  Just when I’ve gone and decaffeinated myself!

2. You made a sex list of all the things you’d like to do but haven’t done. The list was lost and discovered by your boss at work. He/she ask if they can help you tick a few items off the list. What do you say?

“Dude, thanks for the offer.  But, if you send your wife instead, I’m sure I could teach her a thing or two you’d appreciate,” is my instant response.

3. Have you ever been bent over the kitchen counter or bent a lover over the kitchen counter and fucked? What did you like most about it? What did you like least?

Yes, I’ve bent a lusty wench over a counter-top for a quick screw.  It’s good sexy fun!

The kitchen manager at the restaurant I was working at didn’t appreciate it so much.  He had the nerve to tell me it was some kind of health code violation!  What the fuck?

4. Sexting…How do you really feel about it?
a. Meh? Not my thing.
b. Can take it or leave it, usually have to be begged to do it
c. I like it, it’s like foreplay.
d. Love it! I’m always sending naughty notes and steamy pics.
e. What’s your number? I have a daily sexting list, wanna sign up?

I like flirting on the phone via text.  But sexting?  Why?

I can think of better places for my fingers to be dancing, than around on a tiny keyboard . . . My answer is — a.)Meh? Not my thing.

5. What do you love to sniff? Why?

I have to confess, this is an absolute addiction.  It’s not just an olfactory thing, it’s deeper.  It’s like I couldn’t live without this stuff.

Yes indeed, I’ve got a thing for . . . . Oxygen!  Breathe!

whatisit_april22Bonus: What is it? Explain how you would use it.

The the Gates of Hell cock ring, although it’s the “pussy version” for safety fanatics.  Back in the good old days, when cockrings were metal, a mishap wasn’t quite so easily rectified.

It took more than a quick clip with a pair of tinsnips to get those fuckers off, it probably took a trip to the emergency room, or fire station.  They conducted electricity a whole hell of a lot better too!

Live dangerously I say!

For proper use, it’s placed on the genitals of a submissive/cuckold male, but only after being coated with icy-hot for lubrication.  I’ll let you use your imagination on what the icy-hot coated q-tip that Serafina’s holding will be used for, but I like to call the technique, “Fire in the Hole” . . .

TMI Tuesday: April 22, 2014

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