TMI Tuesday: August 8, 2017
the wheel's still turning...
1. Can a penis be too big?
I worked with an exceptionally well-hung guy.
I’m not exaggerating when I say the head of his soft cock would peek out of the leg of his boxers. While he was standing up…
When he wore shorts in the summer heat, they had to reach just beyond his knees. Any shorter and something might pop out as he sat down.
A fair number of my female co-workers tried him on for size, so to speak.
Just to have the experience. None of them went back for seconds.
He was just too much.
2. Can a vagina be too tight?
If she squeezes so fucking hard that I scream bloody murder and my cock is turned into a diamond…
That would be too tight.
Anything short of that, I’m ok…
Beauty, like supreme dominion
Is but supported by opinion
3. Does playing with fake tits give you the same satisfaction and response as fondling real breasts?
I’m from an age and demographic where even encountering enhanced/augmented breasts has never been an everyday occurrence. Living in the rural Mid-West, there is probably a certain ingrained prejudice against fake tits that is part of our small town culture. It’s something I couldn’t help being immersed in while growing up.
I guess that’s my long winded way of saying I’ve never played with fake/augmented breasts. I can’t imagine it would be as satisfying as the real thing. But, how can I really be sure…
Do I have any volunteers?
4. Fill in the blank: I prefer ____ over having sex.
BDSM – That’s an easy answer. I’ve had really great D/s and BDSM relationships that never, for one reason or another, led to actual sex.
5. If a stranger offered you 30 USD to lick your boots or shoes, while you are wearing them, would you accept? If no, how much money would it take for you to accept the offer?
No, $30 would not be a great enough incentive to turn me into a boot licker. $300 would not tempt me either. $3000 seems to be on the low side for such an act as well.
My Dad always taught me that if you are going to be bribed to do something, they had better make it worth your while.
With that in mind, I’d consider an offer of $30,000 to become a boot licker, but in the end, I’d decline.
If offered $300,000 I would accept. That’s a life changing sum…